FOUND

i am relieved to announce the retrieval of the macaroni and cheese. apparently i looked in the wrong cupboard because it was, in fact, inside a cupboard. the old tupperware cupboard, to be precise. it was found only a couple of days after it's disappearance and fortunately did not cause too much of a odorous disturbance during those 2 days.

while here, i might announce a few other food items that have recently been found inside the bolander home:

1. a partially-eaten peanut butter sandwich on the floor of the coat closet
2. a half-eaten plum on the bathroom counter
3. a carton of blueberry yogurt in the toy car in the garage
4. a mostly-empty cup of milk behind the pantry
5. a mostly-empty bottle of formula wedged between the crib and the wall
6. a block of mozarella cheese with a large chunk missing and teethmarks imprinted on the edge in the hand of my daughter

what will be next?